Florida Man Stole A Pole

We all love seeing people trying to carry ridiculous things on small cars, but this one might take the cake. A Florida man, who is 71 might I add, stole a downed utility pole and strapped it atop his tiny sedan. His goal was to sell it for scrap before getting pulled over. The police released photos and dash cam footage which left us wondering, "how the heck did a 71 year old man get that up there?"