Where Has Sarah's Beaver Been? 5/31

Sarah's Beaver went to visit some of her kits over the holiday weekend. You didn't even know she had kits, but she has lots, full grown adults even, and the ungrateful ***** never call...even worse, Seattle Beaver Lodges are so ******* expensive now they've moved to cheaper ones on the other side of a wide expanse of Salt Water. Now Beavers can swim in salt water, that doesn't mean they want to. If you can't drink it, why the **** would you want to swim in it? That's for Otters for ***** sake! So this week she availed herself of one of your human machines... weekend. You didn't even know she had kits, and the ungrateful little ***** never call, and worse because Beaver Lodges in Seattle are so ******* expensive, they've moved over to the Penninsula

If you can tell Danny and Sarah where her Beaver has been Friday morning, you could win a pair of tickets to see, on their first American tour in 33 years, Jeff Lynne's Electric Light Orchestra*...Friday June 28th in the Tacoma Dome!

As always, the phone number to use is 1-800-252-1025...good luck, and Happy Beaver Hunting!

  • Opening the show is 40 year old Dhani Harrison, son of Jeff's departed fellow Wilbury George.

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