This Is NOT The Haircut I Asked For.

I went to a new barbershop today and asked for a little off the top. While I sat in the chair, the barber turned on Fox news. The President was making a statement about how Amazon was ripping off the Post Office, and how American's were subsidizing the retail giant. Then Fox host Sheppard Smith started to disprove the President's claims regarding Amazon. This made my barber madder and madder. Meanwhile, my hair got shorter and shorter. Glad I hadn't stopped in for a circumcision.


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