A Cure For Baldness Discovered

Scientists in Japan claim that an ingredient found in french fry oil holds the secret to curing baldness.  

The life-changing chemical of happiness is called...dimethylpolysiloxane, and when recently tested on bald mice, the rodents went from Elmer Fudd to Slash in just a few days. 

It is important to note that more testing is needed before us humans can try it.  So don't!

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