It's The End Of The World As We Know It

An employee has been demoted after striking fear in innocent pakalolo tokin', sun worshipping Hawaiians.  

The red alert was issued state-wide of an incoming ballistic missile and everyone should take shelter.  For a frenzied half-hour or so it was total helter skelter for the local kanaka's, until the mistake was corrected and a new message was sent explaining it was a false alarm.  

It turns out the employee accidentally pushed the wrong button!

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