I enjoy being bald, it's easy to maintain and I don't have to wear swim caps. But, when I do dream of having hair, it's always of having an awesome mullet tickling the back of my neck. So I'm serious when I say I envy this kid. Allan Baltz of Jonesboro, Arkansas was named the 2021 Mullet Champ and raised over $6,000 for foster kids while looking like a total badass! He's got a bright future!