If you steal the Declaration of Independence and then find a massive treasure under Philadelphia, then you're kind of a big deal. Or at least you are in your own head. That brings us to Nicolas Cage, he was so drunk and rowdy that the staff at Lawry's Prime Rib, in Las Vegas, had to escort him out of the restaurant while on lookers thought he was a homeless man! The worst part about all this are his pants! He should have been kicked out for wearing those alone.